I met this really cool girl today and we totally hit it off and she gave me her number and like damn I totally have a friend crush on her. I just like really want us to hang out and be best friends and go to the movies and we really need to be friends cause I really don’t like my old friends and yes I will force her to be my friend.
1. Set fire to a flammable piece of furniture (or to a flammable relative)
2. Step one will cause a commotion, dont pay attention to the panicking masses, concentrate on your goal (the food)
3. Hurry to the location of the food stealthily and fabulously (it IS eid after all)
4. Stuff your mouth and pockets with food
Success!!! By this step, you will have food and a bunch of angry relatives. And probably a law suit but whatever.
I find it so strange that people hate others just because they’re from a different sect or a different religion all together. They’re not hurting anyone. How sad do you have to be to hate people you know nothing about?
Doing your makeup in artificial light and feeling cute af, walking with the confidence of beyoncé until you catch a glimpse of yourself in natural lighting and realize that you look like a drug addict suffering from withdrawal.